Toyota Corp. just seems a little naive to me - Using this tag line just seems a little dumb -
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Cell Phones & Cigarettes
We are addicted to technology and need to get control back of our life - This is my take on cell phones
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Can Women Pee Standing?
The big questions are:
Can we aim any better than men?
Will we have to put the seat up?
Will we remember to put it down?
If so, will men be able to bitch at us?
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Sarah Palins Crib Notes
This is a message for Sarah Palin, and as you can see, I will be using crib notes.
Sarah – It’s not so much that you are sneaky – it’s not that you are a hypocrite – we, as Americans, have become almost resigned to the fact that our politicians lie, cheat, and steal for a living
The problem lies (if you will) in your inability to convince us that you mean anything of what you say.
You talk in pithy phrases of what you think we want to hear, unable to complete the thoughts because you really have no clue as to the needs of Americans, and can only spout what you have been coached to say. It’s not about you being utterly out of touch with our realities, and trying to claim them for yourself like you know what your talking about
It is not so much that you had crib notes written on your palm, or blasted Obama for using a teleprompter, but rather, that they came in the same breath
It’s not the McCain hat – we know that you had nothing else to wear, ’cause they took your clothes away, and I’m sure that you could not find one place in Hawaii to buy a cap that said “Aloha” and in doing so, maybe even support their economy
It’s not about calling out Letterman on such a stupid point – he’s a late night talk show host – he tell jokes – which would have been largely forgotten in 5 minutes if you had left it alone – but NO – and it was NOT about your 14 year old, it was about your 18 year old, which he made clear, and that EVERYBODY in the country except you, understood – I would call him out, but only on the point, that family is off limits, as long as they don’ t put themselves on the firing line, which she had not done
It’s not that you’re utterly without humor
It’s not about using your own 14 year old daughter for media fodder and exposure – the betrayal of a mother being far worse than that of a stranger
You’re so lame as a potential political figure, I can only hope that you are a better hunter, because as a polititian, you don’t know what to fire at, what kind of ammo to use, or even what kind of weapon to use
It’s not your rabble rousing, or books that you never signed while people froze, waiting in the cold for you, while you sat in your heated bus, and ignored them
It’s not about seeing Russia from your shores, the newspapers and books you read or don’t read
It’s not about calling Katie Couric insecure and sneaky or about “gotcha questions”
It’s not about “payback tell-all books” and calling people fat
It’s not that you do not, in any way, shape and/or form, support our President or that you proclaim such, loudly and clearly for all to hear, every chance you get
It’s not that you demonize Obama, instead of looking for positive solutions; or that all we get from you is negative vitrole
Obama says he’s open to ideas – go to him with your ideas, and only if he refuses to hear from you, only then, will you have a case
It’s not about not knowing who are the leaders of countries or what continents are, or not knowing U.S. policy, or what the job description of Vice President entails or about making up reasons to get in front of a camera -
It’s not that you whine, cry and complain and are a sterotypical image of what real women are trying so hard to get away from
It’s not about not even understanding that the media quotes you, so they can sell advertising, not because you have anything worthwhile to say
It’s not that you walked away from your job as governor, like it was a counter job at McDonalds – “your people”, who voted you in and counted on you to do your job, as you promised you would, a job you asked for, and then blew them off
It’s not that you used and abused your position as goveror for personal gain, status and power, for you and your family
It isn’t about your highly questionable integrity
It isn’t about your victim status, your pregnant daughter or “porn star” almost son-in-law, or how everybody picks on poor, poor Sarah, and all of the other stupid DRAMA!
It isn’t about scandalous behavior followed up by scandalous behavior
It is ALL of that and more – so much more…..
It isn’t even that you think you’re so smart, and prove time and again that you’re not
What it is about, is that you think everybody else is so stupid, and that we will never notice
Sarah – we noticed
Sarah – It’s not so much that you are sneaky – it’s not that you are a hypocrite – we, as Americans, have become almost resigned to the fact that our politicians lie, cheat, and steal for a living
The problem lies (if you will) in your inability to convince us that you mean anything of what you say.
You talk in pithy phrases of what you think we want to hear, unable to complete the thoughts because you really have no clue as to the needs of Americans, and can only spout what you have been coached to say. It’s not about you being utterly out of touch with our realities, and trying to claim them for yourself like you know what your talking about
It is not so much that you had crib notes written on your palm, or blasted Obama for using a teleprompter, but rather, that they came in the same breath
It’s not the McCain hat – we know that you had nothing else to wear, ’cause they took your clothes away, and I’m sure that you could not find one place in Hawaii to buy a cap that said “Aloha” and in doing so, maybe even support their economy
It’s not about calling out Letterman on such a stupid point – he’s a late night talk show host – he tell jokes – which would have been largely forgotten in 5 minutes if you had left it alone – but NO – and it was NOT about your 14 year old, it was about your 18 year old, which he made clear, and that EVERYBODY in the country except you, understood – I would call him out, but only on the point, that family is off limits, as long as they don’ t put themselves on the firing line, which she had not done
It’s not that you’re utterly without humor
It’s not about using your own 14 year old daughter for media fodder and exposure – the betrayal of a mother being far worse than that of a stranger
You’re so lame as a potential political figure, I can only hope that you are a better hunter, because as a polititian, you don’t know what to fire at, what kind of ammo to use, or even what kind of weapon to use
It’s not your rabble rousing, or books that you never signed while people froze, waiting in the cold for you, while you sat in your heated bus, and ignored them
It’s not about seeing Russia from your shores, the newspapers and books you read or don’t read
It’s not about calling Katie Couric insecure and sneaky or about “gotcha questions”
It’s not about “payback tell-all books” and calling people fat
It’s not that you do not, in any way, shape and/or form, support our President or that you proclaim such, loudly and clearly for all to hear, every chance you get
It’s not that you demonize Obama, instead of looking for positive solutions; or that all we get from you is negative vitrole
Obama says he’s open to ideas – go to him with your ideas, and only if he refuses to hear from you, only then, will you have a case
It’s not about not knowing who are the leaders of countries or what continents are, or not knowing U.S. policy, or what the job description of Vice President entails or about making up reasons to get in front of a camera -
It’s not that you whine, cry and complain and are a sterotypical image of what real women are trying so hard to get away from
It’s not about not even understanding that the media quotes you, so they can sell advertising, not because you have anything worthwhile to say
It’s not that you walked away from your job as governor, like it was a counter job at McDonalds – “your people”, who voted you in and counted on you to do your job, as you promised you would, a job you asked for, and then blew them off
It’s not that you used and abused your position as goveror for personal gain, status and power, for you and your family
It isn’t about your highly questionable integrity
It isn’t about your victim status, your pregnant daughter or “porn star” almost son-in-law, or how everybody picks on poor, poor Sarah, and all of the other stupid DRAMA!
It isn’t about scandalous behavior followed up by scandalous behavior
It is ALL of that and more – so much more…..
It isn’t even that you think you’re so smart, and prove time and again that you’re not
What it is about, is that you think everybody else is so stupid, and that we will never notice
Sarah – we noticed
Friday, January 15, 2010
Rosie O'Donnell is a Creep
Surely, I'm not the only one who's sick of hearing from this loud, overbearing ass. She has nothing nice to say about anybody or anything. I think it's time to revoke her Celebrity Card and send her spinning back into obscurity where she belongs.
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